Dan Hartshorn

pixel pusher. sarcasm aficionado.

www.danielhartshorn.com
Poster preview: illustration (pen & watercolor) touch-up in Photoshop…

Poster preview: illustration (pen & watercolor) touch-up in Photoshop…

:: AUSTIN FOLKS :: Come out and get your funny bits all riled up for the Austin Sketch Fest headliners, Superego LIVE! Friday May 24th - 8 & 10pm at the Spiderhouse Ballroom - Featuring Paul F. Tompkins
(Twitter compressed the hell out of my last post, so this is more accurate to the colors on the poster - no more neon-blue)
 

:: AUSTIN FOLKS ::
Come out and get your funny bits all riled up for the Austin Sketch Fest headliners, Superego LIVE! Friday May 24th - 8 & 10pm at the Spiderhouse Ballroom - Featuring Paul F. Tompkins

(Twitter compressed the hell out of my last post, so this is more accurate to the colors on the poster - no more neon-blue)

 

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

This is too good.

midcenturymodernfreak:

Vintage Storage Units set on Hairpin Legs

Via

Lemme…just…wipe…the drool…off…of…my…mouth…

My wife - In addition to being extremely smart and beautiful,  she is generous, and has impeccable taste. Thanks, Doll…

My wife - In addition to being extremely smart and beautiful,  she is generous, and has impeccable taste. Thanks, Doll…

Just updated my website’s bg image with a taste from our soon-to-be-new-home. A-town. The other A-town.

Just updated my website’s bg image with a taste from our soon-to-be-new-home. A-town. The other A-town.

mooncloud:

faggotking:

leetakeuchi:

Beyonce’s publicist wants these unflattering pictures from the Super Bowl to be removed from the Internet
…So reblog as much as possible.

hahahahahahahahahahaha
u-g-l-y you aint got no alibi


I usually don’t really give a shit about most “look how ugly these celebrities are” type gossip, since it’s really petty and boring, but this picture took years off the end of my life.

mooncloud:

faggotking:

leetakeuchi:

Beyonce’s publicist wants these unflattering pictures from the Super Bowl to be removed from the Internet

…So reblog as much as possible.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

u-g-l-y you aint got no alibi

I usually don’t really give a shit about most “look how ugly these celebrities are” type gossip, since it’s really petty and boring, but this picture took years off the end of my life.

“…this boat is sinking…”

This song kills me. Replace “purple drank” with heroin, or many of the other various temptations that have swallowed up the lives of many that I’ve known. I can only watch, and hope from a distance, that they will make it through to the other side.